She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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