I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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