I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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