would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
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