I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
i now understand why vodka
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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