Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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