We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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