I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
So here I am, sexting at work.
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