Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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