i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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