i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
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