My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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