There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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