she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
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