I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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