If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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