I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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