When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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