what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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