hell yes lets make some ravioli
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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