Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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