You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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