She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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