I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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