Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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