At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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