so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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