Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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