I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Of course I have a pirate flag
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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