i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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