I'm so fucking centered right now
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
he was CRYING into my vagina
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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