his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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