Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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