didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Randomize
