big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
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Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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