Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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