I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
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