talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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