Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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