if you like me you must not know who I am
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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