try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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