But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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