I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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