in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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