I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
It's never too late to be topless.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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