margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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