plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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