CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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