i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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