How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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