Is it normal to miss your booty call?
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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