I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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