Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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