I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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