He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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